at first i thought “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was a song about a mother cheating on the father with santa, but then i realized that the father is santa.
i caNT EVeN.
(via never-endinglove)
We had a bomb threat in school yesterday
And I left my nutella and fluffer nutter sandwich in class. We were out for hours. SWAT team came with dogs and everything. When I got back my bag was open - my 3DS was still there but my sANDWICH WAS GONE
THE SWAT TEAM TOOK MY SANDWICH
(via nigga-mannequin)
